Things People Said: Check with your doctor?

Things People Said

A collection of quotes I've kept for a while now. I add new ones fairly regularly, generally once or twice every week. Topics will be anything I find interesting that day, from famous writers, online forums, and everyone in between. Mail me quotes you find interesting, or leave them in comments.

Before this post:
• Please like me too
• From the old to the new
• Hallelujah?
• From congratulations to jealousy
• One Sunny Day
• Because this life is so sad
• You've got to dance both
• What more can the harvest hope for?
• The Essence of Being Human
• The Beginning of Love

A tremendous debt is owed to the following:

Check with your doctor?

When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a good idea to check with your doctor.

-- Dave Barry

[ 20 May 2006 11:34 am submitted by Unknown ]

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