Funny? Maybe.

"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

-- "excerpt" from Dr. Seuss's Fellowship of the Ring, as per gonzoron. See more. Via India Uncut.

[ 23 September 2006 10:00 pm submitted by Unknown ]