The spectacular, heavenly Hokey Pokey

He lets the righteous in,
He kicks the heathens out,
He lets the righteous in, and he plops 'em on a cloud
We do the hokey-pokey to prove we're all devout,
That's what God's all about.
-- Triv (on Slashdot)


It was a joke. It was funny. I dare you to find a situation where god leading a spectacular, heavenly rendition of the Hokey Pokey ISN'T funny.
-- Triv (a few hours later)

[ 04 July 2006 5:31 am submitted by Unknown ]